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Toilet... Where do you aim?

  • I aim for the middle of the water.

    Votes: 11 16.9%
  • I aim above the water at the back of the toilet.

    Votes: 19 29.2%
  • I aim above the water at the sides of the toilet

    Votes: 14 21.5%
  • I aim above the water at the front of the toilet.

    Votes: 1 1.5%
  • I aim for the edge of the water at front, sides or rear of toilet.

    Votes: 11 16.9%
  • What's a toilet? I go in the kitchen sink.

    Votes: 9 13.8%

  • Total voters
    65
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For the guys that pee standing up... but I suppose women can answer, too. Where do you aim when you pee in the toilet for the least amount of splashage? I have worked hard over the years to refine my aim for the least amount of splash, or so I thought untill my wife told me the other day that my aim ain't worth piss (my words, not her's).

Now I'm curious what you have learned in your urinary experience to keep things tidy.

Options are:

I aim for the middle of the water.
I aim above the water at the back of the toilet.
I aim above the water at the sides of the toilet.
I aim above the water at the front of the toilet.
I aim for the edge of the water at front, sides or rear of toilet.
What's a toilet? I go in the kitchen sink.

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I aim above the water and usually try to make it all the way around the bowl without ricocheting out of the toilet...it rarely happens and always have to clean something up. Or I try to race the flush and have to do a double flush cause I always lose.
 

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Can someone remind me what this has to do with zx6r?
 
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Yep I'm gonna have to agree with lowcel.
 

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I don't use a toilet often, but when I do, I use it the correct way.

This way, I can eat a good meal or set my laptop down for zx6r.com use.


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Well you have a few factors as to how you pee..
1..in the morning when you wake up
2.. If you need to hold your self up after a few beers
3.. Your rock hard or soft
 

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Regardless of where you aim, do the next person a favor and lift the seat.

I don't care how good you THINK your aim is, you will leave a few drops on the seat if you leave it down.
 
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