I would have considered that a green light to top my bike out until the tank ran dry!!
Cop: son, do u know how fast u were going?
Me: no, my eyes water too much and I can't keep my head high enough to read the speedo above 160!!!!!!
Cop: why would you be driving over 160 in a 55???
Me: because while u were eating donuts some jackass pointed a gun at me and I could swear he said he was going to ride me harder than the guy he had his nut sack on while pointing a gun at me!
Cop: Son, r u homophobic?
Me: No officer, I'm just a virgin!
Cop: Have a nice day son!